Three men die on Christmas eve. They appear before St. Peter and he asks each of them to provide something that represents Christmas. The first man walks up and pulls a lighter out of his pocket, ignites it and says, "It's a candle." St. Peter says, "Very good, walk right through this gate." The second man steps up and pulls the keys out of his pocket and starts shaking them saying, "These are jingle bells." St. Peter says, "Very good, walk right through this gate." The third man realizes he only has one thing in his pocket, but he pulls out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter says, "Those are panties. How do they represent Christmas?" The man replies, "They're Carol's."
The point of this touching Christmas story is always have a pair of panties in your pocket around Christmas time. You'll never know when you'll need them.
Merry Christmas!
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