Saturday, January 2, 2010
Resolutions...
Keep your New Year's resolutions simple...like, "I resolve to sneeze less in 2010." Or, "I'll ignore others more often." By the end of the year, you'll feel like you accomplished something.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
New Year's Eve...
Tonight's the night we celebrate the end of one year and the beginning of another. May 2010 be as miserable for you as 2009...and the year before that and the year before that. Happy Freakin' New Year.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Cold...
Why is it that when it's really freakin' cold, your nipples get hard, but everything else disappears?
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
New York City...
New York City...the best city in the world for watered down drinks, overpriced crap and free beer for the kids.
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