Time...

Timing is everything. It doesn't matter if it pertains to a golf swing, a touchdown pass or a good joke. But if it involves taking up my time with your whining, your timing sucks.

Knowledge...

Just when you think you know everything, there's always some jackass who thinks they know more. Call them "stupid", punch them in the face and ask them if that "smarts".

Life...

Today's the first day of the rest of your life. Unless yesterday was the first day of the rest your life then that would make you one day past the first day of the rest of your life and one day closer to the last day of your life. So you have that working against you.

Stronger...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you've been hit by a strategically placed bullet.

Learning...

It's easy to learn from your own mistakes. It's even easier to learn from someone else's mistakes. So let someone else screw something up and you can learn from it.